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Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.—by Voltaire

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Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.—by Albert Einstein

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A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant experience.—by Grant Fairley

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Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.—by Henry Ford

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh--at yourself.—by Ethel Barrymore

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Wearing Vest At The Wedding

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Why do women like to see men wearing vest at the wedding? answer

Why do women like to see men wearing vest at the wedding?

Because at weddings, women think of men as "in-vest men"

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Happy & Patriotic Can

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What do you call a happy and patriotic can? answer

What do you call a happy and patriotic can?

A Merry Can

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Depressing Co-Workers

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Why would melons be depressing to work with? answer

Why would melons be depressing to work with?

Because they will always be "melon colleagues"

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Wookiee As Food

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Why is it tough to eat a Wookiee? answer

Why is it tough to eat a Wookiee?

Because the meat might be a bit "chewie"

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