Funny Officecheese Jokes

Wearing Vest At The Wedding

Submitted by officecheese

Why do women like to see men wearing vest at the wedding? answer

Why do women like to see men wearing vest at the wedding?

Because at weddings, women think of men as "in-vest men"

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Happy & Patriotic Can

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What do you call a happy and patriotic can? answer

What do you call a happy and patriotic can?

A Merry Can

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Depressing Co-Workers

Submitted by officecheese

Why would melons be depressing to work with? answer

Why would melons be depressing to work with?

Because they will always be "melon colleagues"

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Wookiee As Food

Submitted by officecheese

Why is it tough to eat a Wookiee? answer

Why is it tough to eat a Wookiee?

Because the meat might be a bit "chewie"

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All Seeing I

Submitted by officecheese

Why do many people like the Pope so much? answer

Why do many people like the Pope so much?

Because he's "Pope-pular"

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Mouse Cpr

Submitted by officecheese

How does a mouse resuscitate his friend? answer

How does a mouse resuscitate his friend?

By giving him the "mouse to mouse"

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Studious Plant

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Which plant love to go to the library? answer

Which plant love to go to the library?

Reed

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Grandparents & Their Joint Pain

Submitted by officecheese

Arthur went to visit his grandparents

because they were having some joint pain.

Grandpa talked about his wrist

and grandma about her hand.

But Arthur wasn't sure what ailment they had

and didn't want ... continue

Arthur went to visit his grandparents

because they were having some joint pain.

Grandpa talked about his wrist

and grandma about her hand.

But Arthur wasn't sure what ailment they had

and didn't want to offend.

So listen he did

about his grandparents' joint not feeling better as planned.

Only when he got up to leave for the train

he figured out their troubles;

for the grandparents screamed in hustles:"Art write us!"

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The First Vegetable

Submitted by officecheese

Which vegetable does the First Family Obama like to eat at the White House? answer

Which vegetable does the First Family Obama like to eat at the White House?

Barackoli

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Healthy Body Concerns

Submitted by officecheese

Do you know who is most concerned about the world being healthy? answer

Do you know who is most concerned about the world being healthy?

WHO?

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